Good news.

Mr K-E had his annual review today and the news was good. He got a larger bonus than expected and he has been promoted. Clever Mr K-E! My lovely husband works so hard, he really deserves this.

Anyway, he has been celebrating all afternoon in the pub. When I rang him on his mobile just before five, it went like this...

Me: Hey, are you still in the pub? Didn't you go back to work after lunch?
Mr K-E: Uh, what time is it now?
Me: It's five to five.
Mr K-E: Oh shit. Well, it's a bit late now.
Me: So are you going to stay in the pub all night too? (joking)
Mr K-E: Yes. (not joking)